exterminatethefuckinghumanrace:
Currently playing: Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
Someone bring me a tray of food and I will eat it like this.
Happy Saturday. Be the sloth.
this is me.
this is my life.
